Senora Yank (brohymss) wrote in imagetcha,
Senora Yank
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you're so musty when you put on Right Guard it turns left


There was this woman who was shot in the stomach three time while she was pregnant with triplets. they were all ok. 15 years later one of her son sons came to her and said " mom, i just went pee and a bullet came out." she said oh honey, don't worry you'll be ok. a few minutes later the second son comes and says "mom i went pee and a bullet came out." she said don't worry you'll be ok. a few minutes
later the third son comes and says " MOM, MOM" she says don't tell me you went pee and a bullet came out. He said "No, I was jacking off and i killed the cat."
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